De slechtste president in de geschiedenis?

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Dr. Dean was absolutely correct. We are no safer now than we were last February. Wanna know why? Well, it's because we have made some newer bigger enemies and we seem to be adding to the list almost every day. Yes, apparently Saddam is in custody, but I wasn't afraid of him when he was running lose so why would I feel more secure now that he's in jail. His neighbors may feel better, but I don't remember hearing them say that. To tell you the truth, I believe that there are a lot more dangerous people in this world than Saddam. Some maybe not even that far away. If you recall, bush even offered Saddam a free pass before the war. (see: http://www.opednews.com/patricia1203_saddambush.htm)

Most of the world thinks bush sucks, and who can blame them? Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars and yada, yada, yada. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. It's all there in black and white and blood red. Okay, then either we aren't a democracy or he's telling another bush lie. Either way, it's not good. Not good at all.
Is it our God-given right to kill people in order to install our fashion of government? I'm not sure too many Americans are all that keen on our form of government, especially the way it has evolved over the past three years. What do you think? Is killing thousands of innocent civilians okay when you are doing a little government makeover?

Bush goes ballistic about other countries being evil and dangerous, because they have weapons of mass destruction. But, he insists on building up even a more deadly supply of nuclear arms right here in the US. How does that work in a democracy again? How does being more threatening make us more likeable? Isn't the country with the most weapons the biggest threat to the rest of the world? When one country is the biggest threat to the rest of the world, isn't that likely to be the most hated country? Why has bush turned our country from a country of hope and prosperity to a country of belligerence and fear. What is he doing to us, and what is he doing to the world? It's not good!

What happened to us? When did we become such lemmings? First of all, the attack of 9-11 came during bush's reign. He's a Republican. He and the Republicans were not protecting us on 9-11, and we aren't a lot safer now. Some things have changed, but too many have not. We may be more afraid due to george bush, but are we safer? Being fearful does not necessarily make one safer. Fear can cause people to hide and cower. Fear weakens human beings. Fearful people will blindly follow anyone they believe stronger than themselves. Is that what has happened to us? Has fear caused Americas to become so blind and so weak that they cannot see where they are going, or who they are following? Are they being herded to safety or are they just being herded?

So what if we haven't been attacked again, yet? If we are worried about people carrying almanacs, I would suggest we are in deep do do. We have gone from fearing box cutters to being told to wrap ourselves in plastic sheeting and duct tape to fearing folks bearing almanacs. You call that progress? I call it dumbing down. Yes, we have color codes, decks of cards with "bad guys" photos, pretend carrier landings, pretend rescues, pretend turkeys, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and now the deadly almanacs. Can't Americans see how infantile they are being treated? It's as though the administration has proclaimed Americans to be so simple minded that they need childlike gauges to know what's going on. No one would understand what high alert means, so we'll give it a color. There you simpletons, you don't even have to think for yourselves. Just tune in to FOX news and they'll show you the color du jour. See the color, feel the fear, and then go shopping and defeat the enemy. If you can't remember all the names of the members of Saddam's army, don't worry. Just tune in to FOX news and they'll show you the playing cards. It's like Go Fish, except if the other player doesn't have the requested card, that means that person on the card is in custody or dead or something. See the card, remember the fear, glorify bush's quest and then go shopping and defeat the enemy. That's the assigned task of the American public as they wage their eternal war on the emotion of terror armed with fear. Just go shopping and show those SOB's that we are Americans, even at the mall. Oh yeah, don't forget to take your fear with you.

It's easy for lazy Americans to just hand over the reins to bush and forget about self responsibility. Many Americans will tell you that bush is a much finer man than President Clinton, and they will base that on the fact that no terrorists have attacked us since 9-11, and bush has not had a sexual dalliance and lied about it. I mean think about that for a minute...... does that seem insane to anyone else? If bush engaged in some sort of sexual activity today and lied about it tomorrow, would he be voted out of office by his lemmings? Would they see him as a liar or a holy protector? Which way would they go. Would they forgo their so called safe and secure feeling in order to punish him for his indiscretions?

Are we safer today than we were before? I think we are more careful today than we were before. Whether that carefulness will result in safety forever, who knows? A fair comparison would be if your house caught fire and burned because of a faulty electrical connection. Of course you would repair your house and have an electrician update your electrical system. You would take precautions to prevent another fire due to a faulty connection. You would be more careful, but just because you were being more careful, that would not mean that there was no other way your house could catch fire. Would you live in paralyzing fear of another house fire, or just be more careful?

We have been told that we cannot know the intelligence the administration had before 9-11 because it would expose who, when, why, where and how we obtain all our secret info. But, now each time we get a scare, we are told that it's due to increased chatter and what words and names are picked up over the wires etc. Why can't we be told about some of that stuff that happened before 9-11? Why was that info more exposing and more secret than what we hear today? I think I know why and I think you do too.

If the administration had really, really thought that there would be a horrible tragedy at Times Square on New Year's Eve, do you truly think they would have gone on with the festivities? If they had it on good authority that something tragic was even a possibility, would they have put all those celebrators at that kind of risk just to watch a crystal ball be lowered. I hope not. I surely do hope not.

Didn't you feel all cozy and safe over the holidays knowing that your keeper was watching over you with armed snipers and escort fighter jets? Which would make more sense, to try to come to some understanding with the world so that life could hopefully one day return to at least semi-normal, or to continue to piss off as many other countries as possible so we have to live under more and more armed snipers and escort fighter jets? Bush says they hate us because of our freedom. Which freedom would that be? Freedom to give up our rights to this administration? Freedom to be watched by big brother? Freedom to what? What is this mighty freedom that they envy so much? The terrorists can't take our freedoms from us, we allowed bush to do that already. Perhaps in years past, bush's statement about our freedoms might have had some validity, but today I think they hate us because we hate them. We spew venom in the name of supremacy and democracy, but that venom is still venom no matter what you call it. As long as we are eager to wage invasive wars based on lies, there will be people in those invaded countries who will fight back. That's just the nature of the so called game. If we truly want peace, we will stop manufacturing wars.

I remember someone once saying, "if you put bars over your windows, are you fencing the criminals out or fencing yourself in?" Is that what is happening to our country? Are we fencing our enemies out or are we being fenced in? I suggest the latter to be true. We are the ones experiencing the shake downs at the airports and government establishments. We are the ones subject to invasive wiretaps. We are the ones losing rights. We are the ones who are supposed to live in fear. Sure there are a lot of people in prison with no charges against them, but they are just there because there is safety in numbers. The more people that the government puts in jails, the safer we are told to think we are. The real terrorists are wherever they are, but they aren't living in a country with bars on the windows. We are.

Our country is in debt until forever, we don't have jobs, and we live in fear. We have invaded a country and been responsible for thousands of deaths. We have thumbed our noses at lots of allies. We have lost friends and influenced no one. No wonder most of the world thinks we suck. Thanks to what george bush has done to our country during the past three years, we do!

If ever there was ever a time in our nation's history that called for a change, this is it! All the red flags have popped up, the warning light is flashing and we better pay attention. We must make a change in November, The most truly fearful thought of all is that, if we don't make a change in November, we may never have another opportunity. The vote is the most powerful weapon we have. Lets use it! Lets defeat bush and this war of fear that he has waged against the world and against us!

BEYOND BUSH SUCKS

george bush sucks It's fun to hate George W. Bush. He sucks. But he's also transparent. He is charisma, nothing more. Corporate power dictates his policies, therefore it is corporate power that must be defeated rather than Bush, who is simply the temporary human face for the imperialism, laissez faire economics and war that Bush channels. There will always be another Bush who will lie a blue streak to attain power.
Corporate Power and the Making of Public Opinion

If there's one thing that has been made clear by the 2004 U.S. presidential election, it's that emotions and impressions count for more than facts and policies in American politics. Writers like Neil Postman remind us (in Amusing Ourselves to Death) that this was not always an acute problem in America. Persuasion through emotion rather than reason is the domain of propaganda. Concentrated ownership of the media has led to systematic distortions in the representation of events, politics, and social conditions. Sound bytes and shouting matches between "liberals" and "conservatives" have turned news and analysis into a predictable entertainment format. As lobbyists write legislation, the media sets the tone of public debate on issues. Politicians who stray too far from the lines drawn by cable news and talk radio are branded extremists. In this way, the terms of debate are established and candidates for office are bound to walk a line established by corporate power.

The dominance of corporate media over the public's consciousness must therefore stop. Regulatory reform would be nice, but one is confronted with a chicken and egg dilemma. Until politicians are elected who are not beholden to lobbyists, there will be little substantive change in the regulation of media corporations. Consequently, it is to the Internet, to public access television, to independent publishing, to the arts and public radio that we must turn to find a new direction in American politics. Rather than raising hundreds of millions of dollars in failed elections, it would be more sensible to raise hundreds of millions of dollars to sustain alternative media, which can, in turn, inform citizens about the policy positions taken by candidates for office -- and not only the president. Even without heaps of money, independent media can be produced by people who have time, conviction, and intelligence. If you want to see changes, get involved.

George Bush

“I do not care about a man who cannot perform his duties nor restrain his retardisms.”

~ Oscar Wilde on George Bush


"I know he cheated somehow."

~ Al Gore on George Bush

"He is also white inside"

~ Phil Osophy on Racism against Black Presidents

"For a man with no cerebral activity, he's awfully funny"

~ Marie Curie on George Bush

"I have reason to, uuh, believe that, uuh, this man possesses weapons of mass, uuh, destruction"

~ George Bush on George Bush

"Hell Yeah! I smoked crack with that nigga."

~ Kanye West on George Bush and crack.

"Now...fulfill your destiny, and take your father's place at my side!"

~Karl Rove on Bush.

"I'd hate not to meet an asshole!"

~George Bush on George Bush

WE ARE FUCKED
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WE ARE FUCKED
A protester in Germany was arrested for displaying this sign on the grounds that it contains a Swastika
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A protester in Germany was arrested for displaying this sign on the grounds that it contains a Swastika
Curious George on the hunt for weapons of mass destruction
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Curious George on the hunt for weapons of mass destruction
10-year-old child's perspective of Bush & Kerry.
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10-year-old child's perspective of Bush & Kerry.

George Bushfire Bush is the 43rd dumbass President of the United States of America, Jesus Freak, fullbreed Ferengi, pimp daddy, avid cock-gobbler, Muslim, Lt. Titty Titty McDongWhacker of Hungary, nobel laureate, causer of all bad things, and honorary Mensa Chairman. Bush was sworn into office on January 20, 2001, re-elected in November, 2004, and sworn at for a second term on January 20, 2005. He has never officially been tested, but experts guess that his penis is between 17 and 24.1 millimeters in diameter.

Bush stole the Puritan Party nomination in the 2000 presidential election and was eventually appointed by his brother. He was re-appointed, also by his brother, in the 2004 presidential election. This was due primarily to the fact that his opponent, John Kerry was too busy acting as a living maple tree in the movie Lord of the Rings; in addition, as a result of his uncomfortably intimate relationship with maple syrup, Kerry also failed to have a brother who was governor of even the smallest state and with man boobs the size of zeppelins. Essentially, the failure of the Democrats to defeat Bush in 2004 was because Kerry's voter fraud tactics were much worse than Bush's voter fraud tactics. It is also attributed to their failure to pay their annual tribute to the liberal god, Treeasaurus, on time that year.
Early Life

Lets keep this profanity free, PLEASE!!!!! George W. is simply the best president America has seen. FUCK! The eldest son of former President The Terminator (popularly refered to as "Big Willy Ballsack" and his formly clandestine wife Barbara "the mother fucker" Bush (née Pierce), George Walker Bush Texas Ranger was born in a lab experiment on July 6, 1446. Since his brain was too intelligent for a boy with such a stupid face, doctors switched his brain with the inner-right wall of his asshole. He was nicknamed "Walker" because he could walk, but not talk, till he could talk. So, he could walk the walk, but not talk the talk, an affliction that ails him to this day.

He spent his early life in a Canadian brothel and moved with his parents to the lowly town of Compton, California where he "busted caps into motha fucka's grills" and produced the song "Fuck Tha Police." Bush, who identifies himself as a "Cumdumpster" of the poor ass town, was raised in Compton and in Houston, Texas with his siblings Jeb, Shaq U' Neil(related by of color), Spawn, Dorothy and Toto (yes, Toto too!) until he was about 13 years of age.

He got his education from reading cereal boxes. He graduated at Kelloggs U in 1969. He started working as supervisor in one of the factories but got fired because of repeatedly dumping dildo prizes in the Lucky Charms Boxes, which caused a feud between the parents of the dildo craved children.

L.A.P.D has recently revealed a sustantial amount of drug products in his new Holly wood home, we still don't know why he purchased a home in hollywood, but who cares, the man is full of mysteries. But if you think that is bad, George has recently made a deal with saddam, and is now the supreme ruler of both the USA and Iraq.

The FBI has recently revealed that george bush didn't infact win the election, but rather immagrated a bunch of Iraqies into the U.S to vote for him, 2 days later, Al Gore died. The death of Al Gore does not suprise anyone (anyone suspecious of his death will be punished to the fullest exstent, either sent to an intern camp or slowly mutalated by your president George).
Military Experience

In May, 1968, the public thought the USA was at war in Vietnam. In reality, there was a secret war in Canada, codenamed "Operation Canada Bothers us a bit". Bush tried to enter the prestigious and elite Texas Air National Ballssquad, but was turned down.

He instead was admitted to the militant wing of the Salvation Army. He trained with them for two years, during which time he served as a German V2 flying bomb. He bombed many small no-named towns in Canada, reportedly killing over 42,000 but in reality only hitting three ducks and a coffee cup. He was promoted to First Lieutenant in November 1970 on the recommendation of his commander Colonel Richard Inass. Later in life Inass, after a failed singing career, went on to become a circuit court Judge (Bush later appointed Inass to the Supreme Court, but Judge Inass wouldn't sit on the court without this trusty manservant, Sargent Rusty Trumbone).

Bush served as an F-42 pilot until 1972. He repeatedly once crashed his plane into a mountain because he was, according to the official record, shomebodyz putz the mountainssh right in my way... whatta mean, I'm too drunk to fly??!?!?

For this, he was given numerous commendations and an early discharge. As a matter of fact, problems with early discharge as well as a rare case of scabies plagued Bush most of this life.

Bush set the world record for longest sex with Saddam, going for 28 hours straight.
Government Servicing


Bush first met Karl Rove at a swinging orgy. Rove had long realized that, being an ugly mofo, he could never get elected, but he saw the potential to lick Bush into a political force, and rule through him. Aided by a secret organization of "Patriots," Rove (born Grima Wormtongue) began his work, and soon Bush found himself in charge of a small republic.

As Grand Exalted Poobah of the Republic of Texas from 1995 to 1996, Bush killed and sexually molested prisoners at a rate of one per minute. In his autobiography (ghostwritten by Hillary Clinton), a "Drink to Keep", Bush woefully comments that the sole disappointment of his Poobahship was that he couldn't kill someone every day because the Republic was constantly late on the electric chair's utility bill. He later corrected that mistake by invading Iraq, where he kills a dozen people every day and the electricity is only on 8 hours a day.

Bush signed into law a tax relief bill that helps the top -1% of Americans keep more of their hard-earned cocaine, while all sexually confused and/or insecure people named Todd are cut from television programs and Medicare. President Bush and his close personal friend Ted Kennedy has made great strides with their "No White Child Left Behind Nobody Else Left Without Perpetual Ass Bleeding" Law. This legislation is ushering in a new era of education the world has ever seen, or, as George put it, "The rich get richer and the poor get screwed. Hahahaha - Hey, Teddy, whatcha doin' back there, huh? Careful with that bananana - OUCH!". President Bush has also worked to decrease the federal deficit by checking all the White House couches for loose change. As a result of these policies, all hamsters will now be born pregnant, and give Gumby "super AIDS".


When the U.S. succumbed to the tragedies of bad soap operas of August 2005, Bush consulted with Vladimir Poutine, a Canadian smack dealer and caretaker of The world's largest collection of paintings with tits in them. They unanimously decided that Hurricane Katrina was all the black people's fault. Bush then initiated the BTAM, the Back to Annapolis Movement as a taxpayer-funded policy. This has encountered spirited resistance from Democrats who rely on black people to run their plantations.
Position on Gay Marriage

Bush is known as a staunch and avid supporter of gay people's right to vote Republican. He also supports gay marriage, but only between three or more same-sex partners and only if the ceremony involves partners smearing honey over and inside their asses, after which they must moon the wedding guests. By law, the honey must remain smeared on and up their asses until the first full moon following the wedding. The "honeymooners" are filmed, with showtimes at 2:00PM, 4:00PM, 6:30PM, 8:15PM, and 11:00PM in that little secret room in the White House basement that you see on reruns of The West Wing. Bring your own damned popcorn, because George won't share his. He uses real butter, but we won't tell you where he puts it.
Family Life

President Bush is happily married to Hulk Hogan, a former wrestler and outspoken gay rights advocate. They have twin daughters, Barbara and Jenna, who are really fucking smoking hot. Seriously, they are so hot George and Hulkster have to keep these girls locked up in the White House basement where they spend their time watching re-runs of "The Honeymooners". The girls are only let out during election years, in accordance with Bush's "Blowjobs for Votes" policy, unless they see their shadow, in which case it's four more weeks until the next season of The Honeymooners.

Anyway, the Bush twins love long walks on the beach, midnight dinners, cocaine, and drunk driving ("just like Daddy!"). Bush is also the father of well-known English musician Kate Bush. The Bush family also includes two dogs, Barney and Big Bird; and a cat, Mr. Bo Jengles. However, Bush's favorite member of his family is Spanky, a chimpanzee whom Bush appointed a Rear Admiral (Spanky is present at all 11:00PM showings of the Honeymooners). Bush's only retarded because he got a roundhouse kick from CHUCK NORRIS
Side Projects

Aside from George's tenure as Resident in Chief, he has been the lead 'lectric twangerist of the cover band GOP-DC. He was discovered by a talent agent at his ranch in the Appalachians, who was impressed by Bush's ability to read The Cat In The Hat from a teleprompter and play the kazoo. George is also proficient at playing the gutbucket and giving blowjobs.

GOP-DC launched their inaugural Byway to Crawford tour during the fall of 2001 at the Rotary Club in Delano, California. The first leg of their tour was California, and hit such big name venues as the Harris Ranch Ballroom, Wasco state prison, Shenanigan's Eatery in Lone Pine, and finished at the Cow Palace parking lot near San Francisco.

GOP-DC band members:

Drums - Condi "Brown" Rice

Bass - Bill "Bottom Feeder" Frist

Keyboards - Don "Acidhead" Rumsfeld

Vocals - Dick "Oil Slick" Cheney

Lead Guitar - Jorge "Burning" Bush

Producer/Manager - Karl "Grima Wormtongue" Rove

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Little known facts

* Had an extra marrital affair with That way too progressive Afghan Chick
* George Bush is the cause of all good things ever! Just like Republicans say "if it is good then George W Bush is responsible, if it is bad then it is Bill Clinton's Fault!"
* "George Bush" anagrams to "Bugger Hoes"
* "George Bush" anagrams to "He bugs Gore".
* The only known weakness of George W. Bush are Weapons of Pretzel Destruction, his good friend Captain Kangaroo, and the Boogieman, who he has announced repeatedly, threatens to turn him into a spoon. He is also vulnerable to attacks through Karl Rove, known to have a morbid fear and soul-hatred of Alyson Hannigan.
* The president played a small role as Malaysian prostitute, pootypootytangtang, in the 1928 film A Jim Jam Janitor.
* His Secret Service call name is "Twizzler".
* Has admitted he was once an alcoholic, but stopped because it interfered with his cocaine abuse.
* In college Bush was part of a super top secret society called Skull and Ho's which, every time he was sober, seemed not to exist.
* Once held the all time high school record of having the most girl friends. 76 of them wished that their pictures not be shown, Mary Beth Lou Mary Jones (Who claims to be Bush's first sweetheart) and Joanna Pod Tod I Am God, did however agree to have their pictures shown.

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* The movie Brokeback Mountain is based on the true story of an affair Bush had with the President of Japan, Mr. Roboto
* His idol is Martha Stewart's father.

Final Thoughts

""Amerika is the rooter of the root of all evil and the rooter of the rooter of all evil. Look at all the wrong decisions the government have made and the amount of Third World Countrymen lives lost by it's evilness. Look at the manipulation of the Reign of Anti-terror the government has enforced. Look at Iraq (They come in and destroy, making more people hate them and thus create more terorists). SO BE WARY CHILDREN! GEORGE W BUSH HOLDS AMERIKA IN A GRIP OF ANTI-TERROR!!!"

~ Mac the Philosopher on George W. Bush
Terrorism
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

“Terrorizm is best consumed with butter and your girlfriend”

~ Oscar Wilde on Popcorn
True terrorists threatening the universe.
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True terrorists threatening the universe.

Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.

Terrorism is a branch of capitalism. Unlike other dishonest capitalists who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.
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* 1 The mother of all terrierism
* 2 Causes of Terrorism
* 3 Vandalism
* 4 List of terrorists
* 5 Why Terrorists Love America
* 6 See also

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The mother of all terrierism
A State Sponsored Terrier and a Freedom Fighter Terrier.
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A State Sponsored Terrier and a Freedom Fighter Terrier.

The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.

One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.

And the rest is history.
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Causes of Terrorism

Terrorism is caused by too many young men and not enough jobs or women. Yassir Arafat proved this by giving Black September wives, kids (via the wives, eventually) and places to live after one og their attacks. They were never heard from again.
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Vandalism

Another very famous -ism, vandalism is not to be confused with terrorism. Vandalism is trite and meaningless degradation of an otherwise important or meaningful object. What is known as cyber-terrorism is not to be confused with vandalism. Not. Confused. Terrorism. Do not. The Honkey-tonk fhqwgads durka durka stani albino aardvarki avant-garde movement of the 19th century is not vandalism, or terrorism. ;lvgds;j;vtrpovtrpopotqpqwva;sdfmczpofaiwuenvtpoawuvtpoiuwevtpoawueasd asdf;jewqrfcpfewfca;kjpoiuvn;fds;jfspo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 is an example of vandalism. If this had instilled terror in you, it might be misconstrued as terrorism. For more on vandalism, see your mom.
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List of terrorists

World famous terrorests include:

* Alfred Hitchcock
* John Carpenter
* Osama bin Laden
* Abdul Alhazred
* Ich bin Laden
* Wes Craven
* Steve Nash
* System of a Down
* David Cronenberg
* Dario Argento
* Mohammed Atta
* Tod Browning
* John Conyers (D-MI)
* Terence Fisher
* Mullah Omar
* Freddie Francis
* Lucio Fulci
* John Gilling
* Don al-Duck
* George A. Romero
* James Whale
* Walt Disney
* Bert
* Skulker
* Dr. Nefarious
* Zaeem Mahmood
* Mybaalz Ez-Heri
* Wattab Omb-Wentof
* Mybreef Ztinkeez
* Iman Id-Ioot
* Idin T'doeet
* Imafa Nateek
* Mibra Inznoot-Workeen
* Prof. Ura Ni-Niran
* Imin Ozent
* Metallica
* Ilfar Tin-Yorfaaz
* Iban Gadon-Key
* Mediic Isuup-Myaaz
* Leonardo DiCaprio
* Myfaz Ez-Brokeen
* Miaaz Ez-Kiikt
* Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest


They have different family names but they share the same mother -- the sweet old lady who used to live next to your door who killed for fun and profit.
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Why Terrorists Love America

While all of us in the civilized world are driving overly large SUV's and stuffing ourselves with giant hamburgers, starving members of Al Queda (and all its supporters)are stuck in tents in the middle of nowhere, banging anything they can get their hands on.
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See also

* Homeland Defense
* Bring a Terrorist to Work Day

[montoyaruler3]

Dr. Dean was absolutely correct. We are no safer now than we were last February. Wanna know why? Well, it's because we have made some newer bigger enemies and we seem to be adding to the list almost every day. Yes, apparently Saddam is in custody, but I wasn't afraid of him when he was running lose so why would I feel more secure now that he's in jail. His neighbors may feel better, but I don't remember hearing them say that. To tell you the truth, I believe that there are a lot more dangerous people in this world than Saddam. Some maybe not even that far away. If you recall, bush even offered Saddam a free pass before the war. (see: http://www.opednews.com/patricia1203_saddambush.htm)

Most of the world thinks bush sucks, and who can blame them? Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars and yada, yada, yada. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. It's all there in black and white and blood red. Okay, then either we aren't a democracy or he's telling another bush lie. Either way, it's not good. Not good at all.
Is it our God-given right to kill people in order to install our fashion of government? I'm not sure too many Americans are all that keen on our form of government, especially the way it has evolved over the past three years. What do you think? Is killing thousands of innocent civilians okay when you are doing a little government makeover?

Bush goes ballistic about other countries being evil and dangerous, because they have weapons of mass destruction. But, he insists on building up even a more deadly supply of nuclear arms right here in the US. How does that work in a democracy again? How does being more threatening make us more likeable? Isn't the country with the most weapons the biggest threat to the rest of the world? When one country is the biggest threat to the rest of the world, isn't that likely to be the most hated country? Why has bush turned our country from a country of hope and prosperity to a country of belligerence and fear. What is he doing to us, and what is he doing to the world? It's not good!

What happened to us? When did we become such lemmings? First of all, the attack of 9-11 came during bush's reign. He's a Republican. He and the Republicans were not protecting us on 9-11, and we aren't a lot safer now. Some things have changed, but too many have not. We may be more afraid due to george bush, but are we safer? Being fearful does not necessarily make one safer. Fear can cause people to hide and cower. Fear weakens human beings. Fearful people will blindly follow anyone they believe stronger than themselves. Is that what has happened to us? Has fear caused Americas to become so blind and so weak that they cannot see where they are going, or who they are following? Are they being herded to safety or are they just being herded?

So what if we haven't been attacked again, yet? If we are worried about people carrying almanacs, I would suggest we are in deep do do. We have gone from fearing box cutters to being told to wrap ourselves in plastic sheeting and duct tape to fearing folks bearing almanacs. You call that progress? I call it dumbing down. Yes, we have color codes, decks of cards with "bad guys" photos, pretend carrier landings, pretend rescues, pretend turkeys, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and now the deadly almanacs. Can't Americans see how infantile they are being treated? It's as though the administration has proclaimed Americans to be so simple minded that they need childlike gauges to know what's going on. No one would understand what high alert means, so we'll give it a color. There you simpletons, you don't even have to think for yourselves. Just tune in to FOX news and they'll show you the color du jour. See the color, feel the fear, and then go shopping and defeat the enemy. If you can't remember all the names of the members of Saddam's army, don't worry. Just tune in to FOX news and they'll show you the playing cards. It's like Go Fish, except if the other player doesn't have the requested card, that means that person on the card is in custody or dead or something. See the card, remember the fear, glorify bush's quest and then go shopping and defeat the enemy. That's the assigned task of the American public as they wage their eternal war on the emotion of terror armed with fear. Just go shopping and show those SOB's that we are Americans, even at the mall. Oh yeah, don't forget to take your fear with you.

It's easy for lazy Americans to just hand over the reins to bush and forget about self responsibility. Many Americans will tell you that bush is a much finer man than President Clinton, and they will base that on the fact that no terrorists have attacked us since 9-11, and bush has not had a sexual dalliance and lied about it. I mean think about that for a minute...... does that seem insane to anyone else? If bush engaged in some sort of sexual activity today and lied about it tomorrow, would he be voted out of office by his lemmings? Would they see him as a liar or a holy protector? Which way would they go. Would they forgo their so called safe and secure feeling in order to punish him for his indiscretions?

Are we safer today than we were before? I think we are more careful today than we were before. Whether that carefulness will result in safety forever, who knows? A fair comparison would be if your house caught fire and burned because of a faulty electrical connection. Of course you would repair your house and have an electrician update your electrical system. You would take precautions to prevent another fire due to a faulty connection. You would be more careful, but just because you were being more careful, that would not mean that there was no other way your house could catch fire. Would you live in paralyzing fear of another house fire, or just be more careful?

We have been told that we cannot know the intelligence the administration had before 9-11 because it would expose who, when, why, where and how we obtain all our secret info. But, now each time we get a scare, we are told that it's due to increased chatter and what words and names are picked up over the wires etc. Why can't we be told about some of that stuff that happened before 9-11? Why was that info more exposing and more secret than what we hear today? I think I know why and I think you do too.

If the administration had really, really thought that there would be a horrible tragedy at Times Square on New Year's Eve, do you truly think they would have gone on with the festivities? If they had it on good authority that something tragic was even a possibility, would they have put all those celebrators at that kind of risk just to watch a crystal ball be lowered. I hope not. I surely do hope not.

Didn't you feel all cozy and safe over the holidays knowing that your keeper was watching over you with armed snipers and escort fighter jets? Which would make more sense, to try to come to some understanding with the world so that life could hopefully one day return to at least semi-normal, or to continue to piss off as many other countries as possible so we have to live under more and more armed snipers and escort fighter jets? Bush says they hate us because of our freedom. Which freedom would that be? Freedom to give up our rights to this administration? Freedom to be watched by big brother? Freedom to what? What is this mighty freedom that they envy so much? The terrorists can't take our freedoms from us, we allowed bush to do that already. Perhaps in years past, bush's statement about our freedoms might have had some validity, but today I think they hate us because we hate them. We spew venom in the name of supremacy and democracy, but that venom is still venom no matter what you call it. As long as we are eager to wage invasive wars based on lies, there will be people in those invaded countries who will fight back. That's just the nature of the so called game. If we truly want peace, we will stop manufacturing wars.

I remember someone once saying, "if you put bars over your windows, are you fencing the criminals out or fencing yourself in?" Is that what is happening to our country? Are we fencing our enemies out or are we being fenced in? I suggest the latter to be true. We are the ones experiencing the shake downs at the airports and government establishments. We are the ones subject to invasive wiretaps. We are the ones losing rights. We are the ones who are supposed to live in fear. Sure there are a lot of people in prison with no charges against them, but they are just there because there is safety in numbers. The more people that the government puts in jails, the safer we are told to think we are. The real terrorists are wherever they are, but they aren't living in a country with bars on the windows. We are.

Our country is in debt until forever, we don't have jobs, and we live in fear. We have invaded a country and been responsible for thousands of deaths. We have thumbed our noses at lots of allies. We have lost friends and influenced no one. No wonder most of the world thinks we suck. Thanks to what george bush has done to our country during the past three years, we do!

If ever there was ever a time in our nation's history that called for a change, this is it! All the red flags have popped up, the warning light is flashing and we better pay attention. We must make a change in November, The most truly fearful thought of all is that, if we don't make a change in November, we may never have another opportunity. The vote is the most powerful weapon we have. Lets use it! Lets defeat bush and this war of fear that he has waged against the world and against us!

BEYOND BUSH SUCKS

george bush sucks It's fun to hate George W. Bush. He sucks. But he's also transparent. He is charisma, nothing more. Corporate power dictates his policies, therefore it is corporate power that must be defeated rather than Bush, who is simply the temporary human face for the imperialism, laissez faire economics and war that Bush channels. There will always be another Bush who will lie a blue streak to attain power.
Corporate Power and the Making of Public Opinion

If there's one thing that has been made clear by the 2004 U.S. presidential election, it's that emotions and impressions count for more than facts and policies in American politics. Writers like Neil Postman remind us (in Amusing Ourselves to Death) that this was not always an acute problem in America. Persuasion through emotion rather than reason is the domain of propaganda. Concentrated ownership of the media has led to systematic distortions in the representation of events, politics, and social conditions. Sound bytes and shouting matches between "liberals" and "conservatives" have turned news and analysis into a predictable entertainment format. As lobbyists write legislation, the media sets the tone of public debate on issues. Politicians who stray too far from the lines drawn by cable news and talk radio are branded extremists. In this way, the terms of debate are established and candidates for office are bound to walk a line established by corporate power.

The dominance of corporate media over the public's consciousness must therefore stop. Regulatory reform would be nice, but one is confronted with a chicken and egg dilemma. Until politicians are elected who are not beholden to lobbyists, there will be little substantive change in the regulation of media corporations. Consequently, it is to the Internet, to public access television, to independent publishing, to the arts and public radio that we must turn to find a new direction in American politics. Rather than raising hundreds of millions of dollars in failed elections, it would be more sensible to raise hundreds of millions of dollars to sustain alternative media, which can, in turn, inform citizens about the policy positions taken by candidates for office -- and not only the president. Even without heaps of money, independent media can be produced by people who have time, conviction, and intelligence. If you want to see changes, get involved.

George Bush

“I do not care about a man who cannot perform his duties nor restrain his retardisms.”

~ Oscar Wilde on George Bush


"I know he cheated somehow."

~ Al Gore on George Bush

"He is also white inside"

~ Phil Osophy on Racism against Black Presidents

"For a man with no cerebral activity, he's awfully funny"

~ Marie Curie on George Bush

"I have reason to, uuh, believe that, uuh, this man possesses weapons of mass, uuh, destruction"

~ George Bush on George Bush

"Hell Yeah! I smoked crack with that nigga."

~ Kanye West on George Bush and crack.

"Now...fulfill your destiny, and take your father's place at my side!"

~Karl Rove on Bush.

"I'd hate not to meet an asshole!"

~George Bush on George Bush

WE ARE FUCKED
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A protester in Germany was arrested for displaying this sign on the grounds that it contains a Swastika
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A protester in Germany was arrested for displaying this sign on the grounds that it contains a Swastika
Curious George on the hunt for weapons of mass destruction
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Curious George on the hunt for weapons of mass destruction
10-year-old child's perspective of Bush & Kerry.
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10-year-old child's perspective of Bush & Kerry.

George Bushfire Bush is the 43rd dumbass President of the United States of America, Jesus Freak, fullbreed Ferengi, pimp daddy, avid cock-gobbler, Muslim, Lt. Titty Titty McDongWhacker of Hungary, nobel laureate, causer of all bad things, and honorary Mensa Chairman. Bush was sworn into office on January 20, 2001, re-elected in November, 2004, and sworn at for a second term on January 20, 2005. He has never officially been tested, but experts guess that his penis is between 17 and 24.1 millimeters in diameter.

Bush stole the Puritan Party nomination in the 2000 presidential election and was eventually appointed by his brother. He was re-appointed, also by his brother, in the 2004 presidential election. This was due primarily to the fact that his opponent, John Kerry was too busy acting as a living maple tree in the movie Lord of the Rings; in addition, as a result of his uncomfortably intimate relationship with maple syrup, Kerry also failed to have a brother who was governor of even the smallest state and with man boobs the size of zeppelins. Essentially, the failure of the Democrats to defeat Bush in 2004 was because Kerry's voter fraud tactics were much worse than Bush's voter fraud tactics. It is also attributed to their failure to pay their annual tribute to the liberal god, Treeasaurus, on time that year.
Early Life

Lets keep this profanity free, PLEASE!!!!! George W. is simply the best president America has seen. FUCK! The eldest son of former President The Terminator (popularly refered to as "Big Willy Ballsack" and his formly clandestine wife Barbara "the mother fucker" Bush (née Pierce), George Walker Bush Texas Ranger was born in a lab experiment on July 6, 1446. Since his brain was too intelligent for a boy with such a stupid face, doctors switched his brain with the inner-right wall of his asshole. He was nicknamed "Walker" because he could walk, but not talk, till he could talk. So, he could walk the walk, but not talk the talk, an affliction that ails him to this day.

He spent his early life in a Canadian brothel and moved with his parents to the lowly town of Compton, California where he "busted caps into motha fucka's grills" and produced the song "Fuck Tha Police." Bush, who identifies himself as a "Cumdumpster" of the poor ass town, was raised in Compton and in Houston, Texas with his siblings Jeb, Shaq U' Neil(related by of color), Spawn, Dorothy and Toto (yes, Toto too!) until he was about 13 years of age.

He got his education from reading cereal boxes. He graduated at Kelloggs U in 1969. He started working as supervisor in one of the factories but got fired because of repeatedly dumping dildo prizes in the Lucky Charms Boxes, which caused a feud between the parents of the dildo craved children.

L.A.P.D has recently revealed a sustantial amount of drug products in his new Holly wood home, we still don't know why he purchased a home in hollywood, but who cares, the man is full of mysteries. But if you think that is bad, George has recently made a deal with saddam, and is now the supreme ruler of both the USA and Iraq.

The FBI has recently revealed that george bush didn't infact win the election, but rather immagrated a bunch of Iraqies into the U.S to vote for him, 2 days later, Al Gore died. The death of Al Gore does not suprise anyone (anyone suspecious of his death will be punished to the fullest exstent, either sent to an intern camp or slowly mutalated by your president George).
Military Experience

In May, 1968, the public thought the USA was at war in Vietnam. In reality, there was a secret war in Canada, codenamed "Operation Canada Bothers us a bit". Bush tried to enter the prestigious and elite Texas Air National Ballssquad, but was turned down.

He instead was admitted to the militant wing of the Salvation Army. He trained with them for two years, during which time he served as a German V2 flying bomb. He bombed many small no-named towns in Canada, reportedly killing over 42,000 but in reality only hitting three ducks and a coffee cup. He was promoted to First Lieutenant in November 1970 on the recommendation of his commander Colonel Richard Inass. Later in life Inass, after a failed singing career, went on to become a circuit court Judge (Bush later appointed Inass to the Supreme Court, but Judge Inass wouldn't sit on the court without this trusty manservant, Sargent Rusty Trumbone).

Bush served as an F-42 pilot until 1972. He repeatedly once crashed his plane into a mountain because he was, according to the official record, shomebodyz putz the mountainssh right in my way... whatta mean, I'm too drunk to fly??!?!?

For this, he was given numerous commendations and an early discharge. As a matter of fact, problems with early discharge as well as a rare case of scabies plagued Bush most of this life.

Bush set the world record for longest sex with Saddam, going for 28 hours straight.
Government Servicing


Bush first met Karl Rove at a swinging orgy. Rove had long realized that, being an ugly mofo, he could never get elected, but he saw the potential to lick Bush into a political force, and rule through him. Aided by a secret organization of "Patriots," Rove (born Grima Wormtongue) began his work, and soon Bush found himself in charge of a small republic.

As Grand Exalted Poobah of the Republic of Texas from 1995 to 1996, Bush killed and sexually molested prisoners at a rate of one per minute. In his autobiography (ghostwritten by Hillary Clinton), a "Drink to Keep", Bush woefully comments that the sole disappointment of his Poobahship was that he couldn't kill someone every day because the Republic was constantly late on the electric chair's utility bill. He later corrected that mistake by invading Iraq, where he kills a dozen people every day and the electricity is only on 8 hours a day.

Bush signed into law a tax relief bill that helps the top -1% of Americans keep more of their hard-earned cocaine, while all sexually confused and/or insecure people named Todd are cut from television programs and Medicare. President Bush and his close personal friend Ted Kennedy has made great strides with their "No White Child Left Behind Nobody Else Left Without Perpetual Ass Bleeding" Law. This legislation is ushering in a new era of education the world has ever seen, or, as George put it, "The rich get richer and the poor get screwed. Hahahaha - Hey, Teddy, whatcha doin' back there, huh? Careful with that bananana - OUCH!". President Bush has also worked to decrease the federal deficit by checking all the White House couches for loose change. As a result of these policies, all hamsters will now be born pregnant, and give Gumby "super AIDS".


When the U.S. succumbed to the tragedies of bad soap operas of August 2005, Bush consulted with Vladimir Poutine, a Canadian smack dealer and caretaker of The world's largest collection of paintings with tits in them. They unanimously decided that Hurricane Katrina was all the black people's fault. Bush then initiated the BTAM, the Back to Annapolis Movement as a taxpayer-funded policy. This has encountered spirited resistance from Democrats who rely on black people to run their plantations.
Position on Gay Marriage

Bush is known as a staunch and avid supporter of gay people's right to vote Republican. He also supports gay marriage, but only between three or more same-sex partners and only if the ceremony involves partners smearing honey over and inside their asses, after which they must moon the wedding guests. By law, the honey must remain smeared on and up their asses until the first full moon following the wedding. The "honeymooners" are filmed, with showtimes at 2:00PM, 4:00PM, 6:30PM, 8:15PM, and 11:00PM in that little secret room in the White House basement that you see on reruns of The West Wing. Bring your own damned popcorn, because George won't share his. He uses real butter, but we won't tell you where he puts it.
Family Life

President Bush is happily married to Hulk Hogan, a former wrestler and outspoken gay rights advocate. They have twin daughters, Barbara and Jenna, who are really fucking smoking hot. Seriously, they are so hot George and Hulkster have to keep these girls locked up in the White House basement where they spend their time watching re-runs of "The Honeymooners". The girls are only let out during election years, in accordance with Bush's "Blowjobs for Votes" policy, unless they see their shadow, in which case it's four more weeks until the next season of The Honeymooners.

Anyway, the Bush twins love long walks on the beach, midnight dinners, cocaine, and drunk driving ("just like Daddy!"). Bush is also the father of well-known English musician Kate Bush. The Bush family also includes two dogs, Barney and Big Bird; and a cat, Mr. Bo Jengles. However, Bush's favorite member of his family is Spanky, a chimpanzee whom Bush appointed a Rear Admiral (Spanky is present at all 11:00PM showings of the Honeymooners). Bush's only retarded because he got a roundhouse kick from CHUCK NORRIS
Side Projects

Aside from George's tenure as Resident in Chief, he has been the lead 'lectric twangerist of the cover band GOP-DC. He was discovered by a talent agent at his ranch in the Appalachians, who was impressed by Bush's ability to read The Cat In The Hat from a teleprompter and play the kazoo. George is also proficient at playing the gutbucket and giving blowjobs.

GOP-DC launched their inaugural Byway to Crawford tour during the fall of 2001 at the Rotary Club in Delano, California. The first leg of their tour was California, and hit such big name venues as the Harris Ranch Ballroom, Wasco state prison, Shenanigan's Eatery in Lone Pine, and finished at the Cow Palace parking lot near San Francisco.

GOP-DC band members:

Drums - Condi "Brown" Rice

Bass - Bill "Bottom Feeder" Frist

Keyboards - Don "Acidhead" Rumsfeld

Vocals - Dick "Oil Slick" Cheney

Lead Guitar - Jorge "Burning" Bush

Producer/Manager - Karl "Grima Wormtongue" Rove

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Little known facts

* Had an extra marrital affair with That way too progressive Afghan Chick
* George Bush is the cause of all good things ever! Just like Republicans say "if it is good then George W Bush is responsible, if it is bad then it is Bill Clinton's Fault!"
* "George Bush" anagrams to "Bugger Hoes"
* "George Bush" anagrams to "He bugs Gore".
* The only known weakness of George W. Bush are Weapons of Pretzel Destruction, his good friend Captain Kangaroo, and the Boogieman, who he has announced repeatedly, threatens to turn him into a spoon. He is also vulnerable to attacks through Karl Rove, known to have a morbid fear and soul-hatred of Alyson Hannigan.
* The president played a small role as Malaysian prostitute, pootypootytangtang, in the 1928 film A Jim Jam Janitor.
* His Secret Service call name is "Twizzler".
* Has admitted he was once an alcoholic, but stopped because it interfered with his cocaine abuse.
* In college Bush was part of a super top secret society called Skull and Ho's which, every time he was sober, seemed not to exist.
* Once held the all time high school record of having the most girl friends. 76 of them wished that their pictures not be shown, Mary Beth Lou Mary Jones (Who claims to be Bush's first sweetheart) and Joanna Pod Tod I Am God, did however agree to have their pictures shown.

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* The movie Brokeback Mountain is based on the true story of an affair Bush had with the President of Japan, Mr. Roboto
* His idol is Martha Stewart's father.

Final Thoughts

""Amerika is the rooter of the root of all evil and the rooter of the rooter of all evil. Look at all the wrong decisions the government have made and the amount of Third World Countrymen lives lost by it's evilness. Look at the manipulation of the Reign of Anti-terror the government has enforced. Look at Iraq (They come in and destroy, making more people hate them and thus create more terorists). SO BE WARY CHILDREN! GEORGE W BUSH HOLDS AMERIKA IN A GRIP OF ANTI-TERROR!!!"

~ Mac the Philosopher on George W. Bush
Terrorism
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

“Terrorizm is best consumed with butter and your girlfriend”

~ Oscar Wilde on Popcorn
True terrorists threatening the universe.
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True terrorists threatening the universe.

Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.

Terrorism is a branch of capitalism. Unlike other dishonest capitalists who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.
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* 1 The mother of all terrierism
* 2 Causes of Terrorism
* 3 Vandalism
* 4 List of terrorists
* 5 Why Terrorists Love America
* 6 See also

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The mother of all terrierism
A State Sponsored Terrier and a Freedom Fighter Terrier.
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A State Sponsored Terrier and a Freedom Fighter Terrier.

The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.

One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.

And the rest is history.
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Causes of Terrorism

Terrorism is caused by too many young men and not enough jobs or women. Yassir Arafat proved this by giving Black September wives, kids (via the wives, eventually) and places to live after one og their attacks. They were never heard from again.
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Vandalism

Another very famous -ism, vandalism is not to be confused with terrorism. Vandalism is trite and meaningless degradation of an otherwise important or meaningful object. What is known as cyber-terrorism is not to be confused with vandalism. Not. Confused. Terrorism. Do not. The Honkey-tonk fhqwgads durka durka stani albino aardvarki avant-garde movement of the 19th century is not vandalism, or terrorism. ;lvgds;j;vtrpovtrpopotqpqwva;sdfmczpofaiwuenvtpoawuvtpoiuwevtpoawueasd asdf;jewqrfcpfewfca;kjpoiuvn;fds;jfspo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 is an example of vandalism. If this had instilled terror in you, it might be misconstrued as terrorism. For more on vandalism, see your mom.
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List of terrorists

World famous terrorests include:

* Alfred Hitchcock
* John Carpenter
* Osama bin Laden
* Abdul Alhazred
* Ich bin Laden
* Wes Craven
* Steve Nash
* System of a Down
* David Cronenberg
* Dario Argento
* Mohammed Atta
* Tod Browning
* John Conyers (D-MI)
* Terence Fisher
* Mullah Omar
* Freddie Francis
* Lucio Fulci
* John Gilling
* Don al-Duck
* George A. Romero
* James Whale
* Walt Disney
* Bert
* Skulker
* Dr. Nefarious
* Zaeem Mahmood
* Mybaalz Ez-Heri
* Wattab Omb-Wentof
* Mybreef Ztinkeez
* Iman Id-Ioot
* Idin T'doeet
* Imafa Nateek
* Mibra Inznoot-Workeen
* Prof. Ura Ni-Niran
* Imin Ozent
* Metallica
* Ilfar Tin-Yorfaaz
* Iban Gadon-Key
* Mediic Isuup-Myaaz
* Leonardo DiCaprio
* Myfaz Ez-Brokeen
* Miaaz Ez-Kiikt
* Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest


They have different family names but they share the same mother -- the sweet old lady who used to live next to your door who killed for fun and profit.
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Why Terrorists Love America

While all of us in the civilized world are driving overly large SUV's and stuffing ourselves with giant hamburgers, starving members of Al Queda (and all its supporters)are stuck in tents in the middle of nowhere, banging anything they can get their hands on.
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See also

* Homeland Defense
* Bring a Terrorist to Work Day

Daar is Bablefish nu voor uitgevonden, ook gewoon kopieëren en plakken

[RDUCK Junior]

Dr. Dean was absolutely correct. We are no safer now than we were last February. Wanna know why? Well, it's because we have made some newer bigger enemies and we seem to be adding to the list almost every day. Yes, apparently Saddam is in custody, but I wasn't afraid of him when he was running lose so why would I feel more secure now that he's in jail. His neighbors may feel better, but I don't remember hearing them say that. To tell you the truth, I believe that there are a lot more dangerous people in this world than Saddam. Some maybe not even that far away. If you recall, bush even offered Saddam a free pass before the war. (see: http://www.opednews.com/patricia1203_saddambush.htm)

Most of the world thinks bush sucks, and who can blame them? Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars and yada, yada, yada. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. It's all there in black and white and blood red. Okay, then either we aren't a democracy or he's telling another bush lie. Either way, it's not good. Not good at all.
Is it our God-given right to kill people in order to install our fashion of government? I'm not sure too many Americans are all that keen on our form of government, especially the way it has evolved over the past three years. What do you think? Is killing thousands of innocent civilians okay when you are doing a little government makeover?

Bush goes ballistic about other countries being evil and dangerous, because they have weapons of mass destruction. But, he insists on building up even a more deadly supply of nuclear arms right here in the US. How does that work in a democracy again? How does being more threatening make us more likeable? Isn't the country with the most weapons the biggest threat to the rest of the world? When one country is the biggest threat to the rest of the world, isn't that likely to be the most hated country? Why has bush turned our country from a country of hope and prosperity to a country of belligerence and fear. What is he doing to us, and what is he doing to the world? It's not good!

What happened to us? When did we become such lemmings? First of all, the attack of 9-11 came during bush's reign. He's a Republican. He and the Republicans were not protecting us on 9-11, and we aren't a lot safer now. Some things have changed, but too many have not. We may be more afraid due to george bush, but are we safer? Being fearful does not necessarily make one safer. Fear can cause people to hide and cower. Fear weakens human beings. Fearful people will blindly follow anyone they believe stronger than themselves. Is that what has happened to us? Has fear caused Americas to become so blind and so weak that they cannot see where they are going, or who they are following? Are they being herded to safety or are they just being herded?

So what if we haven't been attacked again, yet? If we are worried about people carrying almanacs, I would suggest we are in deep do do. We have gone from fearing box cutters to being told to wrap ourselves in plastic sheeting and duct tape to fearing folks bearing almanacs. You call that progress? I call it dumbing down. Yes, we have color codes, decks of cards with "bad guys" photos, pretend carrier landings, pretend rescues, pretend turkeys, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and now the deadly almanacs. Can't Americans see how infantile they are being treated? It's as though the administration has proclaimed Americans to be so simple minded that they need childlike gauges to know what's going on. No one would understand what high alert means, so we'll give it a color. There you simpletons, you don't even have to think for yourselves. Just tune in to FOX news and they'll show you the color du jour. See the color, feel the fear, and then go shopping and defeat the enemy. If you can't remember all the names of the members of Saddam's army, don't worry. Just tune in to FOX news and they'll show you the playing cards. It's like Go Fish, except if the other player doesn't have the requested card, that means that person on the card is in custody or dead or something. See the card, remember the fear, glorify bush's quest and then go shopping and defeat the enemy. That's the assigned task of the American public as they wage their eternal war on the emotion of terror armed with fear. Just go shopping and show those SOB's that we are Americans, even at the mall. Oh yeah, don't forget to take your fear with you.

It's easy for lazy Americans to just hand over the reins to bush and forget about self responsibility. Many Americans will tell you that bush is a much finer man than President Clinton, and they will base that on the fact that no terrorists have attacked us since 9-11, and bush has not had a sexual dalliance and lied about it. I mean think about that for a minute...... does that seem insane to anyone else? If bush engaged in some sort of sexual activity today and lied about it tomorrow, would he be voted out of office by his lemmings? Would they see him as a liar or a holy protector? Which way would they go. Would they forgo their so called safe and secure feeling in order to punish him for his indiscretions?

Are we safer today than we were before? I think we are more careful today than we were before. Whether that carefulness will result in safety forever, who knows? A fair comparison would be if your house caught fire and burned because of a faulty electrical connection. Of course you would repair your house and have an electrician update your electrical system. You would take precautions to prevent another fire due to a faulty connection. You would be more careful, but just because you were being more careful, that would not mean that there was no other way your house could catch fire. Would you live in paralyzing fear of another house fire, or just be more careful?

We have been told that we cannot know the intelligence the administration had before 9-11 because it would expose who, when, why, where and how we obtain all our secret info. But, now each time we get a scare, we are told that it's due to increased chatter and what words and names are picked up over the wires etc. Why can't we be told about some of that stuff that happened before 9-11? Why was that info more exposing and more secret than what we hear today? I think I know why and I think you do too.

If the administration had really, really thought that there would be a horrible tragedy at Times Square on New Year's Eve, do you truly think they would have gone on with the festivities? If they had it on good authority that something tragic was even a possibility, would they have put all those celebrators at that kind of risk just to watch a crystal ball be lowered. I hope not. I surely do hope not.

Didn't you feel all cozy and safe over the holidays knowing that your keeper was watching over you with armed snipers and escort fighter jets? Which would make more sense, to try to come to some understanding with the world so that life could hopefully one day return to at least semi-normal, or to continue to piss off as many other countries as possible so we have to live under more and more armed snipers and escort fighter jets? Bush says they hate us because of our freedom. Which freedom would that be? Freedom to give up our rights to this administration? Freedom to be watched by big brother? Freedom to what? What is this mighty freedom that they envy so much? The terrorists can't take our freedoms from us, we allowed bush to do that already. Perhaps in years past, bush's statement about our freedoms might have had some validity, but today I think they hate us because we hate them. We spew venom in the name of supremacy and democracy, but that venom is still venom no matter what you call it. As long as we are eager to wage invasive wars based on lies, there will be people in those invaded countries who will fight back. That's just the nature of the so called game. If we truly want peace, we will stop manufacturing wars.

I remember someone once saying, "if you put bars over your windows, are you fencing the criminals out or fencing yourself in?" Is that what is happening to our country? Are we fencing our enemies out or are we being fenced in? I suggest the latter to be true. We are the ones experiencing the shake downs at the airports and government establishments. We are the ones subject to invasive wiretaps. We are the ones losing rights. We are the ones who are supposed to live in fear. Sure there are a lot of people in prison with no charges against them, but they are just there because there is safety in numbers. The more people that the government puts in jails, the safer we are told to think we are. The real terrorists are wherever they are, but they aren't living in a country with bars on the windows. We are.

Our country is in debt until forever, we don't have jobs, and we live in fear. We have invaded a country and been responsible for thousands of deaths. We have thumbed our noses at lots of allies. We have lost friends and influenced no one. No wonder most of the world thinks we suck. Thanks to what george bush has done to our country during the past three years, we do!

If ever there was ever a time in our nation's history that called for a change, this is it! All the red flags have popped up, the warning light is flashing and we better pay attention. We must make a change in November, The most truly fearful thought of all is that, if we don't make a change in November, we may never have another opportunity. The vote is the most powerful weapon we have. Lets use it! Lets defeat bush and this war of fear that he has waged against the world and against us!

BEYOND BUSH SUCKS

george bush sucks It's fun to hate George W. Bush. He sucks. But he's also transparent. He is charisma, nothing more. Corporate power dictates his policies, therefore it is corporate power that must be defeated rather than Bush, who is simply the temporary human face for the imperialism, laissez faire economics and war that Bush channels. There will always be another Bush who will lie a blue streak to attain power.
Corporate Power and the Making of Public Opinion

If there's one thing that has been made clear by the 2004 U.S. presidential election, it's that emotions and impressions count for more than facts and policies in American politics. Writers like Neil Postman remind us (in Amusing Ourselves to Death) that this was not always an acute problem in America. Persuasion through emotion rather than reason is the domain of propaganda. Concentrated ownership of the media has led to systematic distortions in the representation of events, politics, and social conditions. Sound bytes and shouting matches between "liberals" and "conservatives" have turned news and analysis into a predictable entertainment format. As lobbyists write legislation, the media sets the tone of public debate on issues. Politicians who stray too far from the lines drawn by cable news and talk radio are branded extremists. In this way, the terms of debate are established and candidates for office are bound to walk a line established by corporate power.

The dominance of corporate media over the public's consciousness must therefore stop. Regulatory reform would be nice, but one is confronted with a chicken and egg dilemma. Until politicians are elected who are not beholden to lobbyists, there will be little substantive change in the regulation of media corporations. Consequently, it is to the Internet, to public access television, to independent publishing, to the arts and public radio that we must turn to find a new direction in American politics. Rather than raising hundreds of millions of dollars in failed elections, it would be more sensible to raise hundreds of millions of dollars to sustain alternative media, which can, in turn, inform citizens about the policy positions taken by candidates for office -- and not only the president. Even without heaps of money, independent media can be produced by people who have time, conviction, and intelligence. If you want to see changes, get involved.

George Bush

“I do not care about a man who cannot perform his duties nor restrain his retardisms.”

~ Oscar Wilde on George Bush


"I know he cheated somehow."

~ Al Gore on George Bush

"He is also white inside"

~ Phil Osophy on Racism against Black Presidents

"For a man with no cerebral activity, he's awfully funny"

~ Marie Curie on George Bush

"I have reason to, uuh, believe that, uuh, this man possesses weapons of mass, uuh, destruction"

~ George Bush on George Bush

"Hell Yeah! I smoked crack with that nigga."

~ Kanye West on George Bush and crack.

"Now...fulfill your destiny, and take your father's place at my side!"

~Karl Rove on Bush.

"I'd hate not to meet an asshole!"

~George Bush on George Bush

WE ARE FUCKED
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A protester in Germany was arrested for displaying this sign on the grounds that it contains a Swastika
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A protester in Germany was arrested for displaying this sign on the grounds that it contains a Swastika
Curious George on the hunt for weapons of mass destruction
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Curious George on the hunt for weapons of mass destruction
10-year-old child's perspective of Bush & Kerry.
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10-year-old child's perspective of Bush & Kerry.

George Bushfire Bush is the 43rd dumbass President of the United States of America, Jesus Freak, fullbreed Ferengi, pimp daddy, avid cock-gobbler, Muslim, Lt. Titty Titty McDongWhacker of Hungary, nobel laureate, causer of all bad things, and honorary Mensa Chairman. Bush was sworn into office on January 20, 2001, re-elected in November, 2004, and sworn at for a second term on January 20, 2005. He has never officially been tested, but experts guess that his penis is between 17 and 24.1 millimeters in diameter.

Bush stole the Puritan Party nomination in the 2000 presidential election and was eventually appointed by his brother. He was re-appointed, also by his brother, in the 2004 presidential election. This was due primarily to the fact that his opponent, John Kerry was too busy acting as a living maple tree in the movie Lord of the Rings; in addition, as a result of his uncomfortably intimate relationship with maple syrup, Kerry also failed to have a brother who was governor of even the smallest state and with man boobs the size of zeppelins. Essentially, the failure of the Democrats to defeat Bush in 2004 was because Kerry's voter fraud tactics were much worse than Bush's voter fraud tactics. It is also attributed to their failure to pay their annual tribute to the liberal god, Treeasaurus, on time that year.
Early Life

Lets keep this profanity free, PLEASE!!!!! George W. is simply the best president America has seen. FUCK! The eldest son of former President The Terminator (popularly refered to as "Big Willy Ballsack" and his formly clandestine wife Barbara "the mother fucker" Bush (née Pierce), George Walker Bush Texas Ranger was born in a lab experiment on July 6, 1446. Since his brain was too intelligent for a boy with such a stupid face, doctors switched his brain with the inner-right wall of his asshole. He was nicknamed "Walker" because he could walk, but not talk, till he could talk. So, he could walk the walk, but not talk the talk, an affliction that ails him to this day.

He spent his early life in a Canadian brothel and moved with his parents to the lowly town of Compton, California where he "busted caps into motha fucka's grills" and produced the song "Fuck Tha Police." Bush, who identifies himself as a "Cumdumpster" of the poor ass town, was raised in Compton and in Houston, Texas with his siblings Jeb, Shaq U' Neil(related by of color), Spawn, Dorothy and Toto (yes, Toto too!) until he was about 13 years of age.

He got his education from reading cereal boxes. He graduated at Kelloggs U in 1969. He started working as supervisor in one of the factories but got fired because of repeatedly dumping dildo prizes in the Lucky Charms Boxes, which caused a feud between the parents of the dildo craved children.

L.A.P.D has recently revealed a sustantial amount of drug products in his new Holly wood home, we still don't know why he purchased a home in hollywood, but who cares, the man is full of mysteries. But if you think that is bad, George has recently made a deal with saddam, and is now the supreme ruler of both the USA and Iraq.

The FBI has recently revealed that george bush didn't infact win the election, but rather immagrated a bunch of Iraqies into the U.S to vote for him, 2 days later, Al Gore died. The death of Al Gore does not suprise anyone (anyone suspecious of his death will be punished to the fullest exstent, either sent to an intern camp or slowly mutalated by your president George).
Military Experience

In May, 1968, the public thought the USA was at war in Vietnam. In reality, there was a secret war in Canada, codenamed "Operation Canada Bothers us a bit". Bush tried to enter the prestigious and elite Texas Air National Ballssquad, but was turned down.

He instead was admitted to the militant wing of the Salvation Army. He trained with them for two years, during which time he served as a German V2 flying bomb. He bombed many small no-named towns in Canada, reportedly killing over 42,000 but in reality only hitting three ducks and a coffee cup. He was promoted to First Lieutenant in November 1970 on the recommendation of his commander Colonel Richard Inass. Later in life Inass, after a failed singing career, went on to become a circuit court Judge (Bush later appointed Inass to the Supreme Court, but Judge Inass wouldn't sit on the court without this trusty manservant, Sargent Rusty Trumbone).

Bush served as an F-42 pilot until 1972. He repeatedly once crashed his plane into a mountain because he was, according to the official record, shomebodyz putz the mountainssh right in my way... whatta mean, I'm too drunk to fly??!?!?

For this, he was given numerous commendations and an early discharge. As a matter of fact, problems with early discharge as well as a rare case of scabies plagued Bush most of this life.

Bush set the world record for longest sex with Saddam, going for 28 hours straight.
Government Servicing


Bush first met Karl Rove at a swinging orgy. Rove had long realized that, being an ugly mofo, he could never get elected, but he saw the potential to lick Bush into a political force, and rule through him. Aided by a secret organization of "Patriots," Rove (born Grima Wormtongue) began his work, and soon Bush found himself in charge of a small republic.

As Grand Exalted Poobah of the Republic of Texas from 1995 to 1996, Bush killed and sexually molested prisoners at a rate of one per minute. In his autobiography (ghostwritten by Hillary Clinton), a "Drink to Keep", Bush woefully comments that the sole disappointment of his Poobahship was that he couldn't kill someone every day because the Republic was constantly late on the electric chair's utility bill. He later corrected that mistake by invading Iraq, where he kills a dozen people every day and the electricity is only on 8 hours a day.

Bush signed into law a tax relief bill that helps the top -1% of Americans keep more of their hard-earned cocaine, while all sexually confused and/or insecure people named Todd are cut from television programs and Medicare. President Bush and his close personal friend Ted Kennedy has made great strides with their "No White Child Left Behind Nobody Else Left Without Perpetual Ass Bleeding" Law. This legislation is ushering in a new era of education the world has ever seen, or, as George put it, "The rich get richer and the poor get screwed. Hahahaha - Hey, Teddy, whatcha doin' back there, huh? Careful with that bananana - OUCH!". President Bush has also worked to decrease the federal deficit by checking all the White House couches for loose change. As a result of these policies, all hamsters will now be born pregnant, and give Gumby "super AIDS".


When the U.S. succumbed to the tragedies of bad soap operas of August 2005, Bush consulted with Vladimir Poutine, a Canadian smack dealer and caretaker of The world's largest collection of paintings with tits in them. They unanimously decided that Hurricane Katrina was all the black people's fault. Bush then initiated the BTAM, the Back to Annapolis Movement as a taxpayer-funded policy. This has encountered spirited resistance from Democrats who rely on black people to run their plantations.
Position on Gay Marriage

Bush is known as a staunch and avid supporter of gay people's right to vote Republican. He also supports gay marriage, but only between three or more same-sex partners and only if the ceremony involves partners smearing honey over and inside their asses, after which they must moon the wedding guests. By law, the honey must remain smeared on and up their asses until the first full moon following the wedding. The "honeymooners" are filmed, with showtimes at 2:00PM, 4:00PM, 6:30PM, 8:15PM, and 11:00PM in that little secret room in the White House basement that you see on reruns of The West Wing. Bring your own damned popcorn, because George won't share his. He uses real butter, but we won't tell you where he puts it.
Family Life

President Bush is happily married to Hulk Hogan, a former wrestler and outspoken gay rights advocate. They have twin daughters, Barbara and Jenna, who are really fucking smoking hot. Seriously, they are so hot George and Hulkster have to keep these girls locked up in the White House basement where they spend their time watching re-runs of "The Honeymooners". The girls are only let out during election years, in accordance with Bush's "Blowjobs for Votes" policy, unless they see their shadow, in which case it's four more weeks until the next season of The Honeymooners.

Anyway, the Bush twins love long walks on the beach, midnight dinners, cocaine, and drunk driving ("just like Daddy!"). Bush is also the father of well-known English musician Kate Bush. The Bush family also includes two dogs, Barney and Big Bird; and a cat, Mr. Bo Jengles. However, Bush's favorite member of his family is Spanky, a chimpanzee whom Bush appointed a Rear Admiral (Spanky is present at all 11:00PM showings of the Honeymooners). Bush's only retarded because he got a roundhouse kick from CHUCK NORRIS
Side Projects

Aside from George's tenure as Resident in Chief, he has been the lead 'lectric twangerist of the cover band GOP-DC. He was discovered by a talent agent at his ranch in the Appalachians, who was impressed by Bush's ability to read The Cat In The Hat from a teleprompter and play the kazoo. George is also proficient at playing the gutbucket and giving blowjobs.

GOP-DC launched their inaugural Byway to Crawford tour during the fall of 2001 at the Rotary Club in Delano, California. The first leg of their tour was California, and hit such big name venues as the Harris Ranch Ballroom, Wasco state prison, Shenanigan's Eatery in Lone Pine, and finished at the Cow Palace parking lot near San Francisco.

GOP-DC band members:

Drums - Condi "Brown" Rice

Bass - Bill "Bottom Feeder" Frist

Keyboards - Don "Acidhead" Rumsfeld

Vocals - Dick "Oil Slick" Cheney

Lead Guitar - Jorge "Burning" Bush

Producer/Manager - Karl "Grima Wormtongue" Rove

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Little known facts

* Had an extra marrital affair with That way too progressive Afghan Chick
* George Bush is the cause of all good things ever! Just like Republicans say "if it is good then George W Bush is responsible, if it is bad then it is Bill Clinton's Fault!"
* "George Bush" anagrams to "Bugger Hoes"
* "George Bush" anagrams to "He bugs Gore".
* The only known weakness of George W. Bush are Weapons of Pretzel Destruction, his good friend Captain Kangaroo, and the Boogieman, who he has announced repeatedly, threatens to turn him into a spoon. He is also vulnerable to attacks through Karl Rove, known to have a morbid fear and soul-hatred of Alyson Hannigan.
* The president played a small role as Malaysian prostitute, pootypootytangtang, in the 1928 film A Jim Jam Janitor.
* His Secret Service call name is "Twizzler".
* Has admitted he was once an alcoholic, but stopped because it interfered with his cocaine abuse.
* In college Bush was part of a super top secret society called Skull and Ho's which, every time he was sober, seemed not to exist.
* Once held the all time high school record of having the most girl friends. 76 of them wished that their pictures not be shown, Mary Beth Lou Mary Jones (Who claims to be Bush's first sweetheart) and Joanna Pod Tod I Am God, did however agree to have their pictures shown.

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* The movie Brokeback Mountain is based on the true story of an affair Bush had with the President of Japan, Mr. Roboto
* His idol is Martha Stewart's father.

Final Thoughts

""Amerika is the rooter of the root of all evil and the rooter of the rooter of all evil. Look at all the wrong decisions the government have made and the amount of Third World Countrymen lives lost by it's evilness. Look at the manipulation of the Reign of Anti-terror the government has enforced. Look at Iraq (They come in and destroy, making more people hate them and thus create more terorists). SO BE WARY CHILDREN! GEORGE W BUSH HOLDS AMERIKA IN A GRIP OF ANTI-TERROR!!!"

~ Mac the Philosopher on George W. Bush
Terrorism
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

“Terrorizm is best consumed with butter and your girlfriend”

~ Oscar Wilde on Popcorn
True terrorists threatening the universe.
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True terrorists threatening the universe.

Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.

Terrorism is a branch of capitalism. Unlike other dishonest capitalists who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.
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* 1 The mother of all terrierism
* 2 Causes of Terrorism
* 3 Vandalism
* 4 List of terrorists
* 5 Why Terrorists Love America
* 6 See also

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The mother of all terrierism
A State Sponsored Terrier and a Freedom Fighter Terrier.
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A State Sponsored Terrier and a Freedom Fighter Terrier.

The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.

One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.

And the rest is history.
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Causes of Terrorism

Terrorism is caused by too many young men and not enough jobs or women. Yassir Arafat proved this by giving Black September wives, kids (via the wives, eventually) and places to live after one og their attacks. They were never heard from again.
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Vandalism

Another very famous -ism, vandalism is not to be confused with terrorism. Vandalism is trite and meaningless degradation of an otherwise important or meaningful object. What is known as cyber-terrorism is not to be confused with vandalism. Not. Confused. Terrorism. Do not. The Honkey-tonk fhqwgads durka durka stani albino aardvarki avant-garde movement of the 19th century is not vandalism, or terrorism. ;lvgds;j;vtrpovtrpopotqpqwva;sdfmczpofaiwuenvtpoawuvtpoiuwevtpoawueasd asdf;jewqrfcpfewfca;kjpoiuvn;fds;jfspo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 is an example of vandalism. If this had instilled terror in you, it might be misconstrued as terrorism. For more on vandalism, see your mom.
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List of terrorists

World famous terrorests include:

* Alfred Hitchcock
* John Carpenter
* Osama bin Laden
* Abdul Alhazred
* Ich bin Laden
* Wes Craven
* Steve Nash
* System of a Down
* David Cronenberg
* Dario Argento
* Mohammed Atta
* Tod Browning
* John Conyers (D-MI)
* Terence Fisher
* Mullah Omar
* Freddie Francis
* Lucio Fulci
* John Gilling
* Don al-Duck
* George A. Romero
* James Whale
* Walt Disney
* Bert
* Skulker
* Dr. Nefarious
* Zaeem Mahmood
* Mybaalz Ez-Heri
* Wattab Omb-Wentof
* Mybreef Ztinkeez
* Iman Id-Ioot
* Idin T'doeet
* Imafa Nateek
* Mibra Inznoot-Workeen
* Prof. Ura Ni-Niran
* Imin Ozent
* Metallica
* Ilfar Tin-Yorfaaz
* Iban Gadon-Key
* Mediic Isuup-Myaaz
* Leonardo DiCaprio
* Myfaz Ez-Brokeen
* Miaaz Ez-Kiikt
* Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest


They have different family names but they share the same mother -- the sweet old lady who used to live next to your door who killed for fun and profit.
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Why Terrorists Love America

While all of us in the civilized world are driving overly large SUV's and stuffing ourselves with giant hamburgers, starving members of Al Queda (and all its supporters)are stuck in tents in the middle of nowhere, banging anything they can get their hands on.
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See also

* Homeland Defense
* Bring a Terrorist to Work Day

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Dr. Dean was absolutely correct. We are no safer now than we were last February. Wanna know why? Well, it's because we have made some newer bigger enemies and we seem to be adding to the list almost every day. Yes, apparently Saddam is in custody, but I wasn't afraid of him when he was running lose so why would I feel more secure now that he's in jail. His neighbors may feel better, but I don't remember hearing them say that. To tell you the truth, I believe that there are a lot more dangerous people in this world than Saddam. Some maybe not even that far away. If you recall, bush even offered Saddam a free pass before the war. (see: http://www.opednews.com/patricia1203_saddambush.htm)

Most of the world thinks bush sucks, and who can blame them? Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars and yada, yada, yada. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. It's all there in black and white and blood red. Okay, then either we aren't a democracy or he's telling another bush lie. Either way, it's not good. Not good at all.
Is it our God-given right to kill people in order to install our fashion of government? I'm not sure too many Americans are all that keen on our form of government, especially the way it has evolved over the past three years. What do you think? Is killing thousands of innocent civilians okay when you are doing a little government makeover?

Bush goes ballistic about other countries being evil and dangerous, because they have weapons of mass destruction. But, he insists on building up even a more deadly supply of nuclear arms right here in the US. How does that work in a democracy again? How does being more threatening make us more likeable? Isn't the country with the most weapons the biggest threat to the rest of the world? When one country is the biggest threat to the rest of the world, isn't that likely to be the most hated country? Why has bush turned our country from a country of hope and prosperity to a country of belligerence and fear. What is he doing to us, and what is he doing to the world? It's not good!

What happened to us? When did we become such lemmings? First of all, the attack of 9-11 came during bush's reign. He's a Republican. He and the Republicans were not protecting us on 9-11, and we aren't a lot safer now. Some things have changed, but too many have not. We may be more afraid due to george bush, but are we safer? Being fearful does not necessarily make one safer. Fear can cause people to hide and cower. Fear weakens human beings. Fearful people will blindly follow anyone they believe stronger than themselves. Is that what has happened to us? Has fear caused Americas to become so blind and so weak that they cannot see where they are going, or who they are following? Are they being herded to safety or are they just being herded?

So what if we haven't been attacked again, yet? If we are worried about people carrying almanacs, I would suggest we are in deep do do. We have gone from fearing box cutters to being told to wrap ourselves in plastic sheeting and duct tape to fearing folks bearing almanacs. You call that progress? I call it dumbing down. Yes, we have color codes, decks of cards with "bad guys" photos, pretend carrier landings, pretend rescues, pretend turkeys, duct tape, plastic sheeting, and now the deadly almanacs. Can't Americans see how infantile they are being treated? It's as though the administration has proclaimed Americans to be so simple minded that they need childlike gauges to know what's going on. No one would understand what high alert means, so we'll give it a color. There you simpletons, you don't even have to think for yourselves. Just tune in to FOX news and they'll show you the color du jour. See the color, feel the fear, and then go shopping and defeat the enemy. If you can't remember all the names of the members of Saddam's army, don't worry. Just tune in to FOX news and they'll show you the playing cards. It's like Go Fish, except if the other player doesn't have the requested card, that means that person on the card is in custody or dead or something. See the card, remember the fear, glorify bush's quest and then go shopping and defeat the enemy. That's the assigned task of the American public as they wage their eternal war on the emotion of terror armed with fear. Just go shopping and show those SOB's that we are Americans, even at the mall. Oh yeah, don't forget to take your fear with you.

It's easy for lazy Americans to just hand over the reins to bush and forget about self responsibility. Many Americans will tell you that bush is a much finer man than President Clinton, and they will base that on the fact that no terrorists have attacked us since 9-11, and bush has not had a sexual dalliance and lied about it. I mean think about that for a minute...... does that seem insane to anyone else? If bush engaged in some sort of sexual activity today and lied about it tomorrow, would he be voted out of office by his lemmings? Would they see him as a liar or a holy protector? Which way would they go. Would they forgo their so called safe and secure feeling in order to punish him for his indiscretions?

Are we safer today than we were before? I think we are more careful today than we were before. Whether that carefulness will result in safety forever, who knows? A fair comparison would be if your house caught fire and burned because of a faulty electrical connection. Of course you would repair your house and have an electrician update your electrical system. You would take precautions to prevent another fire due to a faulty connection. You would be more careful, but just because you were being more careful, that would not mean that there was no other way your house could catch fire. Would you live in paralyzing fear of another house fire, or just be more careful?

We have been told that we cannot know the intelligence the administration had before 9-11 because it would expose who, when, why, where and how we obtain all our secret info. But, now each time we get a scare, we are told that it's due to increased chatter and what words and names are picked up over the wires etc. Why can't we be told about some of that stuff that happened before 9-11? Why was that info more exposing and more secret than what we hear today? I think I know why and I think you do too.

If the administration had really, really thought that there would be a horrible tragedy at Times Square on New Year's Eve, do you truly think they would have gone on with the festivities? If they had it on good authority that something tragic was even a possibility, would they have put all those celebrators at that kind of risk just to watch a crystal ball be lowered. I hope not. I surely do hope not.

Didn't you feel all cozy and safe over the holidays knowing that your keeper was watching over you with armed snipers and escort fighter jets? Which would make more sense, to try to come to some understanding with the world so that life could hopefully one day return to at least semi-normal, or to continue to piss off as many other countries as possible so we have to live under more and more armed snipers and escort fighter jets? Bush says they hate us because of our freedom. Which freedom would that be? Freedom to give up our rights to this administration? Freedom to be watched by big brother? Freedom to what? What is this mighty freedom that they envy so much? The terrorists can't take our freedoms from us, we allowed bush to do that already. Perhaps in years past, bush's statement about our freedoms might have had some validity, but today I think they hate us because we hate them. We spew venom in the name of supremacy and democracy, but that venom is still venom no matter what you call it. As long as we are eager to wage invasive wars based on lies, there will be people in those invaded countries who will fight back. That's just the nature of the so called game. If we truly want peace, we will stop manufacturing wars.

I remember someone once saying, "if you put bars over your windows, are you fencing the criminals out or fencing yourself in?" Is that what is happening to our country? Are we fencing our enemies out or are we being fenced in? I suggest the latter to be true. We are the ones experiencing the shake downs at the airports and government establishments. We are the ones subject to invasive wiretaps. We are the ones losing rights. We are the ones who are supposed to live in fear. Sure there are a lot of people in prison with no charges against them, but they are just there because there is safety in numbers. The more people that the government puts in jails, the safer we are told to think we are. The real terrorists are wherever they are, but they aren't living in a country with bars on the windows. We are.

Our country is in debt until forever, we don't have jobs, and we live in fear. We have invaded a country and been responsible for thousands of deaths. We have thumbed our noses at lots of allies. We have lost friends and influenced no one. No wonder most of the world thinks we suck. Thanks to what george bush has done to our country during the past three years, we do!

If ever there was ever a time in our nation's history that called for a change, this is it! All the red flags have popped up, the warning light is flashing and we better pay attention. We must make a change in November, The most truly fearful thought of all is that, if we don't make a change in November, we may never have another opportunity. The vote is the most powerful weapon we have. Lets use it! Lets defeat bush and this war of fear that he has waged against the world and against us!

BEYOND BUSH SUCKS

george bush sucks It's fun to hate George W. Bush. He sucks. But he's also transparent. He is charisma, nothing more. Corporate power dictates his policies, therefore it is corporate power that must be defeated rather than Bush, who is simply the temporary human face for the imperialism, laissez faire economics and war that Bush channels. There will always be another Bush who will lie a blue streak to attain power.
Corporate Power and the Making of Public Opinion

If there's one thing that has been made clear by the 2004 U.S. presidential election, it's that emotions and impressions count for more than facts and policies in American politics. Writers like Neil Postman remind us (in Amusing Ourselves to Death) that this was not always an acute problem in America. Persuasion through emotion rather than reason is the domain of propaganda. Concentrated ownership of the media has led to systematic distortions in the representation of events, politics, and social conditions. Sound bytes and shouting matches between "liberals" and "conservatives" have turned news and analysis into a predictable entertainment format. As lobbyists write legislation, the media sets the tone of public debate on issues. Politicians who stray too far from the lines drawn by cable news and talk radio are branded extremists. In this way, the terms of debate are established and candidates for office are bound to walk a line established by corporate power.

The dominance of corporate media over the public's consciousness must therefore stop. Regulatory reform would be nice, but one is confronted with a chicken and egg dilemma. Until politicians are elected who are not beholden to lobbyists, there will be little substantive change in the regulation of media corporations. Consequently, it is to the Internet, to public access television, to independent publishing, to the arts and public radio that we must turn to find a new direction in American politics. Rather than raising hundreds of millions of dollars in failed elections, it would be more sensible to raise hundreds of millions of dollars to sustain alternative media, which can, in turn, inform citizens about the policy positions taken by candidates for office -- and not only the president. Even without heaps of money, independent media can be produced by people who have time, conviction, and intelligence. If you want to see changes, get involved.

George Bush

“I do not care about a man who cannot perform his duties nor restrain his retardisms.”

~ Oscar Wilde on George Bush


"I know he cheated somehow."

~ Al Gore on George Bush

"He is also white inside"

~ Phil Osophy on Racism against Black Presidents

"For a man with no cerebral activity, he's awfully funny"

~ Marie Curie on George Bush

"I have reason to, uuh, believe that, uuh, this man possesses weapons of mass, uuh, destruction"

~ George Bush on George Bush

"Hell Yeah! I smoked crack with that nigga."

~ Kanye West on George Bush and crack.

"Now...fulfill your destiny, and take your father's place at my side!"

~Karl Rove on Bush.

"I'd hate not to meet an asshole!"

~George Bush on George Bush

WE ARE FUCKED
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A protester in Germany was arrested for displaying this sign on the grounds that it contains a Swastika
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A protester in Germany was arrested for displaying this sign on the grounds that it contains a Swastika
Curious George on the hunt for weapons of mass destruction
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Curious George on the hunt for weapons of mass destruction
10-year-old child's perspective of Bush & Kerry.
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10-year-old child's perspective of Bush & Kerry.

George Bushfire Bush is the 43rd dumbass President of the United States of America, Jesus Freak, fullbreed Ferengi, pimp daddy, avid cock-gobbler, Muslim, Lt. Titty Titty McDongWhacker of Hungary, nobel laureate, causer of all bad things, and honorary Mensa Chairman. Bush was sworn into office on January 20, 2001, re-elected in November, 2004, and sworn at for a second term on January 20, 2005. He has never officially been tested, but experts guess that his penis is between 17 and 24.1 millimeters in diameter.

Bush stole the Puritan Party nomination in the 2000 presidential election and was eventually appointed by his brother. He was re-appointed, also by his brother, in the 2004 presidential election. This was due primarily to the fact that his opponent, John Kerry was too busy acting as a living maple tree in the movie Lord of the Rings; in addition, as a result of his uncomfortably intimate relationship with maple syrup, Kerry also failed to have a brother who was governor of even the smallest state and with man boobs the size of zeppelins. Essentially, the failure of the Democrats to defeat Bush in 2004 was because Kerry's voter fraud tactics were much worse than Bush's voter fraud tactics. It is also attributed to their failure to pay their annual tribute to the liberal god, Treeasaurus, on time that year.
Early Life

Lets keep this profanity free, PLEASE!!!!! George W. is simply the best president America has seen. FUCK! The eldest son of former President The Terminator (popularly refered to as "Big Willy Ballsack" and his formly clandestine wife Barbara "the mother fucker" Bush (née Pierce), George Walker Bush Texas Ranger was born in a lab experiment on July 6, 1446. Since his brain was too intelligent for a boy with such a stupid face, doctors switched his brain with the inner-right wall of his asshole. He was nicknamed "Walker" because he could walk, but not talk, till he could talk. So, he could walk the walk, but not talk the talk, an affliction that ails him to this day.

He spent his early life in a Canadian brothel and moved with his parents to the lowly town of Compton, California where he "busted caps into motha fucka's grills" and produced the song "Fuck Tha Police." Bush, who identifies himself as a "Cumdumpster" of the poor ass town, was raised in Compton and in Houston, Texas with his siblings Jeb, Shaq U' Neil(related by of color), Spawn, Dorothy and Toto (yes, Toto too!) until he was about 13 years of age.

He got his education from reading cereal boxes. He graduated at Kelloggs U in 1969. He started working as supervisor in one of the factories but got fired because of repeatedly dumping dildo prizes in the Lucky Charms Boxes, which caused a feud between the parents of the dildo craved children.

L.A.P.D has recently revealed a sustantial amount of drug products in his new Holly wood home, we still don't know why he purchased a home in hollywood, but who cares, the man is full of mysteries. But if you think that is bad, George has recently made a deal with saddam, and is now the supreme ruler of both the USA and Iraq.

The FBI has recently revealed that george bush didn't infact win the election, but rather immagrated a bunch of Iraqies into the U.S to vote for him, 2 days later, Al Gore died. The death of Al Gore does not suprise anyone (anyone suspecious of his death will be punished to the fullest exstent, either sent to an intern camp or slowly mutalated by your president George).
Military Experience

In May, 1968, the public thought the USA was at war in Vietnam. In reality, there was a secret war in Canada, codenamed "Operation Canada Bothers us a bit". Bush tried to enter the prestigious and elite Texas Air National Ballssquad, but was turned down.

He instead was admitted to the militant wing of the Salvation Army. He trained with them for two years, during which time he served as a German V2 flying bomb. He bombed many small no-named towns in Canada, reportedly killing over 42,000 but in reality only hitting three ducks and a coffee cup. He was promoted to First Lieutenant in November 1970 on the recommendation of his commander Colonel Richard Inass. Later in life Inass, after a failed singing career, went on to become a circuit court Judge (Bush later appointed Inass to the Supreme Court, but Judge Inass wouldn't sit on the court without this trusty manservant, Sargent Rusty Trumbone).

Bush served as an F-42 pilot until 1972. He repeatedly once crashed his plane into a mountain because he was, according to the official record, shomebodyz putz the mountainssh right in my way... whatta mean, I'm too drunk to fly??!?!?

For this, he was given numerous commendations and an early discharge. As a matter of fact, problems with early discharge as well as a rare case of scabies plagued Bush most of this life.

Bush set the world record for longest sex with Saddam, going for 28 hours straight.
Government Servicing


Bush first met Karl Rove at a swinging orgy. Rove had long realized that, being an ugly mofo, he could never get elected, but he saw the potential to lick Bush into a political force, and rule through him. Aided by a secret organization of "Patriots," Rove (born Grima Wormtongue) began his work, and soon Bush found himself in charge of a small republic.

As Grand Exalted Poobah of the Republic of Texas from 1995 to 1996, Bush killed and sexually molested prisoners at a rate of one per minute. In his autobiography (ghostwritten by Hillary Clinton), a "Drink to Keep", Bush woefully comments that the sole disappointment of his Poobahship was that he couldn't kill someone every day because the Republic was constantly late on the electric chair's utility bill. He later corrected that mistake by invading Iraq, where he kills a dozen people every day and the electricity is only on 8 hours a day.

Bush signed into law a tax relief bill that helps the top -1% of Americans keep more of their hard-earned cocaine, while all sexually confused and/or insecure people named Todd are cut from television programs and Medicare. President Bush and his close personal friend Ted Kennedy has made great strides with their "No White Child Left Behind Nobody Else Left Without Perpetual Ass Bleeding" Law. This legislation is ushering in a new era of education the world has ever seen, or, as George put it, "The rich get richer and the poor get screwed. Hahahaha - Hey, Teddy, whatcha doin' back there, huh? Careful with that bananana - OUCH!". President Bush has also worked to decrease the federal deficit by checking all the White House couches for loose change. As a result of these policies, all hamsters will now be born pregnant, and give Gumby "super AIDS".


When the U.S. succumbed to the tragedies of bad soap operas of August 2005, Bush consulted with Vladimir Poutine, a Canadian smack dealer and caretaker of The world's largest collection of paintings with tits in them. They unanimously decided that Hurricane Katrina was all the black people's fault. Bush then initiated the BTAM, the Back to Annapolis Movement as a taxpayer-funded policy. This has encountered spirited resistance from Democrats who rely on black people to run their plantations.
Position on Gay Marriage

Bush is known as a staunch and avid supporter of gay people's right to vote Republican. He also supports gay marriage, but only between three or more same-sex partners and only if the ceremony involves partners smearing honey over and inside their asses, after which they must moon the wedding guests. By law, the honey must remain smeared on and up their asses until the first full moon following the wedding. The "honeymooners" are filmed, with showtimes at 2:00PM, 4:00PM, 6:30PM, 8:15PM, and 11:00PM in that little secret room in the White House basement that you see on reruns of The West Wing. Bring your own damned popcorn, because George won't share his. He uses real butter, but we won't tell you where he puts it.
Family Life

President Bush is happily married to Hulk Hogan, a former wrestler and outspoken gay rights advocate. They have twin daughters, Barbara and Jenna, who are really fucking smoking hot. Seriously, they are so hot George and Hulkster have to keep these girls locked up in the White House basement where they spend their time watching re-runs of "The Honeymooners". The girls are only let out during election years, in accordance with Bush's "Blowjobs for Votes" policy, unless they see their shadow, in which case it's four more weeks until the next season of The Honeymooners.

Anyway, the Bush twins love long walks on the beach, midnight dinners, cocaine, and drunk driving ("just like Daddy!"). Bush is also the father of well-known English musician Kate Bush. The Bush family also includes two dogs, Barney and Big Bird; and a cat, Mr. Bo Jengles. However, Bush's favorite member of his family is Spanky, a chimpanzee whom Bush appointed a Rear Admiral (Spanky is present at all 11:00PM showings of the Honeymooners). Bush's only retarded because he got a roundhouse kick from CHUCK NORRIS
Side Projects

Aside from George's tenure as Resident in Chief, he has been the lead 'lectric twangerist of the cover band GOP-DC. He was discovered by a talent agent at his ranch in the Appalachians, who was impressed by Bush's ability to read The Cat In The Hat from a teleprompter and play the kazoo. George is also proficient at playing the gutbucket and giving blowjobs.

GOP-DC launched their inaugural Byway to Crawford tour during the fall of 2001 at the Rotary Club in Delano, California. The first leg of their tour was California, and hit such big name venues as the Harris Ranch Ballroom, Wasco state prison, Shenanigan's Eatery in Lone Pine, and finished at the Cow Palace parking lot near San Francisco.

GOP-DC band members:

Drums - Condi "Brown" Rice

Bass - Bill "Bottom Feeder" Frist

Keyboards - Don "Acidhead" Rumsfeld

Vocals - Dick "Oil Slick" Cheney

Lead Guitar - Jorge "Burning" Bush

Producer/Manager - Karl "Grima Wormtongue" Rove

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Little known facts

* Had an extra marrital affair with That way too progressive Afghan Chick
* George Bush is the cause of all good things ever! Just like Republicans say "if it is good then George W Bush is responsible, if it is bad then it is Bill Clinton's Fault!"
* "George Bush" anagrams to "Bugger Hoes"
* "George Bush" anagrams to "He bugs Gore".
* The only known weakness of George W. Bush are Weapons of Pretzel Destruction, his good friend Captain Kangaroo, and the Boogieman, who he has announced repeatedly, threatens to turn him into a spoon. He is also vulnerable to attacks through Karl Rove, known to have a morbid fear and soul-hatred of Alyson Hannigan.
* The president played a small role as Malaysian prostitute, pootypootytangtang, in the 1928 film A Jim Jam Janitor.
* His Secret Service call name is "Twizzler".
* Has admitted he was once an alcoholic, but stopped because it interfered with his cocaine abuse.
* In college Bush was part of a super top secret society called Skull and Ho's which, every time he was sober, seemed not to exist.
* Once held the all time high school record of having the most girl friends. 76 of them wished that their pictures not be shown, Mary Beth Lou Mary Jones (Who claims to be Bush's first sweetheart) and Joanna Pod Tod I Am God, did however agree to have their pictures shown.

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* The movie Brokeback Mountain is based on the true story of an affair Bush had with the President of Japan, Mr. Roboto
* His idol is Martha Stewart's father.

Final Thoughts

""Amerika is the rooter of the root of all evil and the rooter of the rooter of all evil. Look at all the wrong decisions the government have made and the amount of Third World Countrymen lives lost by it's evilness. Look at the manipulation of the Reign of Anti-terror the government has enforced. Look at Iraq (They come in and destroy, making more people hate them and thus create more terorists). SO BE WARY CHILDREN! GEORGE W BUSH HOLDS AMERIKA IN A GRIP OF ANTI-TERROR!!!"

~ Mac the Philosopher on George W. Bush
Terrorism
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

“Terrorizm is best consumed with butter and your girlfriend”

~ Oscar Wilde on Popcorn
True terrorists threatening the universe.
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True terrorists threatening the universe.

Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.

Terrorism is a branch of capitalism. Unlike other dishonest capitalists who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.
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* 1 The mother of all terrierism
* 2 Causes of Terrorism
* 3 Vandalism
* 4 List of terrorists
* 5 Why Terrorists Love America
* 6 See also

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The mother of all terrierism
A State Sponsored Terrier and a Freedom Fighter Terrier.
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A State Sponsored Terrier and a Freedom Fighter Terrier.

The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.

One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.

And the rest is history.
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Causes of Terrorism

Terrorism is caused by too many young men and not enough jobs or women. Yassir Arafat proved this by giving Black September wives, kids (via the wives, eventually) and places to live after one og their attacks. They were never heard from again.
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Vandalism

Another very famous -ism, vandalism is not to be confused with terrorism. Vandalism is trite and meaningless degradation of an otherwise important or meaningful object. What is known as cyber-terrorism is not to be confused with vandalism. Not. Confused. Terrorism. Do not. The Honkey-tonk fhqwgads durka durka stani albino aardvarki avant-garde movement of the 19th century is not vandalism, or terrorism. ;lvgds;j;vtrpovtrpopotqpqwva;sdfmczpofaiwuenvtpoawuvtpoiuwevtpoawueasd asdf;jewqrfcpfewfca;kjpoiuvn;fds;jfspo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111 is an example of vandalism. If this had instilled terror in you, it might be misconstrued as terrorism. For more on vandalism, see your mom.
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List of terrorists

World famous terrorests include:

* Alfred Hitchcock
* John Carpenter
* Osama bin Laden
* Abdul Alhazred
* Ich bin Laden
* Wes Craven
* Steve Nash
* System of a Down
* David Cronenberg
* Dario Argento
* Mohammed Atta
* Tod Browning
* John Conyers (D-MI)
* Terence Fisher
* Mullah Omar
* Freddie Francis
* Lucio Fulci
* John Gilling
* Don al-Duck
* George A. Romero
* James Whale
* Walt Disney
* Bert
* Skulker
* Dr. Nefarious
* Zaeem Mahmood
* Mybaalz Ez-Heri
* Wattab Omb-Wentof
* Mybreef Ztinkeez
* Iman Id-Ioot
* Idin T'doeet
* Imafa Nateek
* Mibra Inznoot-Workeen
* Prof. Ura Ni-Niran
* Imin Ozent
* Metallica
* Ilfar Tin-Yorfaaz
* Iban Gadon-Key
* Mediic Isuup-Myaaz
* Leonardo DiCaprio
* Myfaz Ez-Brokeen
* Miaaz Ez-Kiikt
* Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest


They have different family names but they share the same mother -- the sweet old lady who used to live next to your door who killed for fun and profit.
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Why Terrorists Love America

While all of us in the civilized world are driving overly large SUV's and stuffing ourselves with giant hamburgers, starving members of Al Queda (and all its supporters)are stuck in tents in the middle of nowhere, banging anything they can get their hands on.
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See also

* Homeland Defense
* Bring a Terrorist to Work Day

Daar is Bablefish nu voor uitgevonden, ook gewoon kopieëren en plakken

Hoe bedoel je?

Ja daag, dit ga ik nie eens proberen te lezen.

[montoyaruler3]

Daar is Bablefish nu voor uitgevonden, ook gewoon kopieëren en plakken

Hoe bedoel je?

Ja daag, dit ga ik nie eens proberen te lezen.

Het scheelt dat je na één keer lezen het meeste al gelezen hebt, maar toch is Bablefish makkelijk

[Rockerduck]

Babelfish stinkt en maakt gruwelijk slechte vertalingen, die desastreus zijn voor je eigen niveau van Engels. Niet echt een aanrader dus als je de middelbare school wilt halen, of wilt gaan studeren.

Slimme zoon heb ik trouwens, als ik dat zo eens zie. Maar Montoya, wat is die rare obsessie van jou om van die gigantische lappen tekst te citeren en er dan maar één zinnetje aan toe te voegen? Dat is wel heel erg storend. Kappuh nah!

[montoyaruler3]

Babelfish stinkt en maakt gruwelijk slechte vertalingen, die desastreus zijn voor je eigen niveau van Engels. Niet echt een aanrader dus als je de middelbare school wilt halen, of wilt gaan studeren.

Slimme zoon heb ik trouwens, als ik dat zo eens zie. Maar Montoya, wat is die rare obsessie van jou om van die gigantische lappen tekst te citeren en er dan maar één zinnetje aan toe te voegen? Dat is wel heel erg storend. Kappuh nah!

Dat was ook het flauwe erachter, sorry (A)

[Pluizer]

Slimme zoon heb ik trouwens, als ik dat zo eens zie.

Wat schrijft hij dan?

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Ah, ik zie al waarom de vader trots is.

[Rockerduck]

En hoe is het met Braakbal junior? Begint die ook al op zijn vader te lijken?

[Braakbal junior]

(zucht!) Vader wil zijn grutjespap niet consumeren. Dadelijk ga ik naar school om goede cijfers te halen en vader ligt nog te slapen op de bank. (zucht!)

[montoyaruler3]

(zucht!) Vader wil zijn grutjespap niet consumeren. Dadelijk ga ik naar school om goede cijfers te halen en vader ligt nog te slapen op de bank. (zucht!)

ga toch die kutbigge vange man!

[Pluizer]

Is Montoyaruler ook een Ducklezer?

[montoyaruler3]

Is Montoyaruler ook een Ducklezer?

nog één week en mijn abonnement zit erop, gelukkig!